Scene: 3:27 AM.
by: R.B.

September 3, 2005

Cute, drunken suitemate, smelling heavily of alcoholic beverage and locked out of his room, stumbles into mine looking for a way to get into his. He tries to enter the closet door thinking it is the door to our shared bathroom, makes noise doing it, and wakes me up. Glad that he was not a burgler, but rather just a poor, cute, drunken suitemate smelling heavily of alcoholic beverage and locked out of his room, I say "Hey," which startles him: "Oh, God!" He realizes not soon after that he is trying to access his room via the closet door, so he moves to the real bathroom door, only to find it locked as well. At this point I swing into action, and, using my invaluable breaking and entering skills, am able to let cute, drunken suitemate smelling heavily of alcoholic beverage, into his room.

Fin.